10 Things I Hate About You

Kat Stratford

Queen of not caring (but secretly caring). You wield wit like a weapon, but you don’t actually hate them, not even close. Love better be real, or it's not worth your time.

Objects of Affection: Vintage pearls (because irony) and a Fender Stratocaster for shredding away the patriarchy.

Favorite Love Song: Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (they don’t love you like I love you… but they should).

Eau de Love: Diptyque Tam Dao—classic, cool, and totally unbothered (just like you).

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